The ladies here are neither your girl-next-door type nor twerkers they have modelesque physiques and the best way to describe them is simply: hot. The dancers are stunningly gorgeous and the sumptuous interior evokes a New Orleans madame’s bewitching bordello. Let’s cut to the chase: 4Play is the most exceptional and, almost assuredly, best strip club in Los Angeles. A note of warning to all those clever bros out there: The club will require you to kiss if you claim to be a gay couple, and we have a feeling they’ll be looking for something a little more intimate than a peck. The deal is LGBTQ-friendly and applies to both male and female couples-the lovers will just have to decide who is the designated lap dance recipient for the night. One more thing worth mentioning is the Thursday night special, which features no cover for couples and free, unlimited lap dances for your date. There’s also the easy access to alcohol at Xposed’s sister bar, Wet Spot, which is a cover-free bikini joint open till 2am (be sure to get your hand stamped after paying the $20 entrance fee so you can easily walk back and forth between the two bars). That being said, what makes this club one of the best in L.A.? The simple fact Xposed offers patrons the opportunity to get very close with a seductive woman in the comfort of a relaxed (massage chairs, anyone?) and polished environment (read: not seedy).
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When asked how much a private session is, one dancer responded with, “$20 for topless, $40 for full nude, $80 and I’ll jerk you off.” So, you know, there’s that. The stage shows aren’t particularly spectacular, especially when compared to places like 4Play or Cheetahs, but that tends to be the norm for full-nude strip clubs in L.A., where the main selling point is the lap dance. Xposed is a haven for high-mileage lap dances and the kind of guys that service attracts. We recommend passing on the balloon dance and going for the higher mileage, more traditional $20 private dance. The reality of a balloon dance is that anyone, sexy maid or not, bouncing on your lap with all her weight not only doesn’t feel sexy, but also fills the air with latex odors and the awkward, intolerable squeak of a balloon rubbed raw. It sounds fun, but as is so often the case in life-and strip clubs-reality never quite meets expectations. One weird dance special of note: The $10 “balloon dance,” in which one of the waitresses (who are typically the most attractive workers at the club) places a balloon on your lap and bounces and grinds on top of it until it pops. Wash, rinse, repeat, and before you know it it’s closing time.
At regular intervals, an announcement calls all dancers back to the stage for a $1 song special, then it’s back to the floor to collect those singles, which gives the gorgeous waitresses (dressed as sexy maids) a chance to clean the poles seductively-just in time for the next dancer to hit the main stage. Dancers rotate between three stages and then head to the floor to wrangle a lap. A busy night (usually a Friday or Saturday after 1am) has the mesmerizing enchantment of a swiftly-moving assembly line. It’s massive, full of ladies hustling for private dances, and open till 6am.
Too hot and bothered? Turn things down a notch with topless bars-or negate nudity altogether and check out bikini bars instead.įollow Jakob and Kate on Instagram and Vu is a strip club in the truest sense of the phrase. Lookin' for more? Check out the rest of our best strip clubs in LA. Full nude clubs have a tendency to be a little bigger and offer a larger variety of dance options, ranging from $20 lap dances to private VIP rooms, bed dances and many more ways to blow through hundreds of dollars while spending time with a sexy lady or three. They also don’t really start to pick up until around 2am, after the bars hit last call. Since they don’t serve alcohol, nude clubs can stay open later-most don’t close until 4 or 6 in the morning. So the girls-and their private dances-are the main focus for visitors (we don’t see many people paying a $20 cover just to drink Red Bull). For one, California state law prohibits full nudity and the sale of alcohol at the same venue.
Personally, we don’t have a horse in that race, but regardless, nude strip clubs in LA definitely have a different vibe than other local bars offering similar services.
Some purists staunchly insist that a place can’t be called a true strip club unless the girls tease down to the buff and bare all.
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